Conversation with child

June 26, 2010

… who missed library day.

“Dad, out of that shelf, the only two books I haven’t read are the dictionary and the Bible.”

“Well, read the Bible then.”

“I’m reading the dictionary.”

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2 Responses to “Conversation with child”

  1. Adam Browne Says:

    Well, of course, apart from the proper nouns, the dictionary contains the Bible – clever boy, killing 2 birds.


  2. It was the proper nouns that were the problem. She (it was the girl – though the odds were certainly on your side!) stalled at the genealogy in Genesis 5. Right before the good bit! Damn Methuselans.


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