My very mild superpower

May 4, 2010

Last week I caught David O’Doherty at the Metro with an old mate and his Irish girlfriend who, unsurprisingly, was not quite as familiar with the Casio work of her countryman as us Aussies. He begrudgingly played his most famous song in the encore, which of course prompted us to list, over a few pints, our own “Very Mild Superpowers”. Mine?

Slightly elevated static electricity conductivity.

Like that Powder guy. Except, well, only negligibly freaky.

+1 per child on playing apparatus.

+1 foreign physical environment.

Resultant zaps have been known to fuse an considerable chunk of eyebrow hair. Affected area now prematurely grey.

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